HOW STUDENT IN MY GENERATION STUDY

How Student In My Generation Study…

1. Goes to the study desk/room very determined. Opens books.

2. Reads 1st,2nd, 3rd and 4th pages.

3. Re-adjusts, brings out phone.

4. Reads 4th page again. Turns on data connection.

5. Turns to page 5 . Hears notification sounds.

6. Grabs phone , unlocks it.

7. Clicks on WhatsApp messages, smiles, types.

8. Opens Facebook, scrolls, scrolls some more.

9. Smiles, hits like, scrolls, hits like, comments.

10. Brings out biscuits/sweets/gum . Takes some.

11. Opens instagram, double clicks, scrolls, sighs, curses, scrolls.

12. Takes a selfie, deletes it, takes another, smiles, uploads same.

13. Remembers book, feels guilty , reads 5th page again.

14. Instagram comment notification enters , grabs phone, smiles, replies comments.

15. Checks time, sighs, continues to read page 5. 6. Grabs phone , unlocks it.

7. Clicks on WhatsApp messages, smiles, types.

8. Opens Facebook, scrolls, scrolls some more.

9. Smiles, hits like, scrolls, hits like, comments.

10. Brings out biscuits/sweets/gum . Takes some.

11. Opens instagram, double clicks, scrolls, sighs, curses, scrolls.

12. Takes a selfie, deletes it, takes another, smiles, uploads same.

13. Remembers book, feels guilty , reads 5th page again.

14. Instagram comment notification enters , grabs phone, smiles, replies comments.

15. Checks time, sighs, continues to read page 5.

16. Call comes in; Guy/Babe I dey , make we yarn later….

17. Sighs, flips pages to end of chapter, weighs the volume. Checks time.

18. Reads page 6, hears Facebook chat notification. Replies chats.

19. Looks around, stretches self. Sighs, Yawns.

20. Sighs again, closes book..(resolves within)… Tonight, I will murder this course!.. Gets up and carries books to the room.

21. Lies down. Sets alarm . Wakes up, adjusts the alarm. Wakes up again, adjusts again.

22. Wakes up the next morning. Sighs. Curses silently. (resolves withinz self)… This nonsense will never repeat itself again .

23. The cycle continues!!!!
. . Lawd av mesi!!! Aswear!!

True / False?..